This April 1st, Arrow Storage Products is officially ending the "hard" truth about outdoor storage. Why settle for galvanized steel when you can have galvanized semolina? Introducing the Arrow SSS (Super Savory Storage): the world's first-ever 100% biodegradable and 100% edible backyard structure. We’ve replaced our classic steel panels with extra-wide, corrugated lasagna noodles for a look that is as structural as it is delicious.
Why go Pasta?
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Zero Waste: When you’re done with your shed, don’t call a scrap yard. Call the neighbors for a dinner party!
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Weatherproof-ish: Our patented "Boil-Proof" coating ensures it stays firm during light rain (though we recommend avoiding heavy marinara storms).
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A Flavor for Every Backyard: Customize your curb appeal with our new sustainable siding options:
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The Classic Egg: For that traditional, golden-hour glow.
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Garden Spinach: Blends perfectly into your landscaping.
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Sun-Dried Tomato: For a bold, rustic Mediterranean vibe.
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Whole Wheat: Extra fiber for the most rugged lawn equipment.
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Gluten-Free: Finally, a shed that’s as sensitive as your digestive tract!
Coming to a backyard near you on April 22 (Earth Day). Pre-order now and we'll throw in a 55-gallon drum of Parmesan cheese for the roof!
Note: Arrow Storage Products is not responsible for sheds consumed by local wildlife, neighborhood teenagers, or anyone with a side of garlic bread.
